ARE YOU?

SINGLE
MARRIED
DIVORCED
PLAYER

WHAT VIDEO GAME CONSOLE IS AT YOUR HOUSE?

NINTENDO Wii
X BOX
PLAYSTATION
GAME CUBE
WE READ, WE DON'T PLAY GAMES

HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT?

NO CLUE SHE PICKS UP THE TAB
NO CLUE HE PICKS UP THE TAB
10 TO 50
50 TO 60
70 TO 90
100 PLUS

HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET LAID?

EVERY NIGHT
ONCE A WEEK
TWICE A WEEK
THREE TIMES A WEEK
NEVER, I WAITING TO BE MARRIED

YOUR BOSS AT WORK IS A?

GREAT PERSON
DICK
POWER HUNGRY BITCH
WE FUCK SO WE COOL

HAVE YOU FUCKED ANYONE AT YOUR JOB?

YEP
NAH
I JUST GET BLOW JOBS
I SEND HIM HOME TO IS WIFE WITH A PUSSY MOUSTACHE

DO PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB DO DRUGS?

YEAH
NAH
I SELL SHIT TO THEM