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08/27/200812:56amGot nice......then ran around in the South Shore Plaza screaming PRO...SIL....LA. i also pissed on the floor in Friday's on a facking tuesday lol.08/16/200809:01amLast night i hit rock bottom. i stole my son's piggy bank. went to Shaws and cashed in his money at the coin machine. went to the L and bought a pint of whiskey. then woke up in some girls house. i hope she didn't touch me. well if she did i hope she dressed me up with a condom. time for me to take my son to our favorite coffee house so he can have an egg & cheese. I'll read the WAlL St. Journal weekend edition while he's spills apple juice on his shirt while melted cheese is stuck on the corner of his mouth. i feel like i got raped by a monkey.08/3/200804:01amSo i woke around 9:30 had 2 Vodka and redbull. Then went to me aunts house for food. Drank a quarter flask of white rum with fruit punch. Got hungry so i had a piece of bulla and ox tail and rice. me and my girl drove to vermont. when we got to her frens house they served us vegiie lasagna. with my lasagna i had a drink of red label. after dinner we to reggae night. thats when the fun started......i went str8 to the bar and started drinking rasberry vodka and ginger ale. got home around 2am went to bed. around 2:45 my belly started to rumble. ran outside and puked in the driveway puked in manhole then puked in someone grass. as i'm walking back to the apartment i noticed puke all over the place. i took of shirt and started to clean up the parking lot. then took of my pants to clean up the rest of puke. so im in my boxers and shoes tossed my clothes into a trash bin along with my shoes. i got lost so now i'm running around pulling on doorknob try to find the apartment. in my boxers and socks.07/31/200807:01amyow last night i met his girl with a belly ring. I'm eating steak and eggs she comes over and ask do i work for bobbyshakes or did i just buy the hat. I told her i bought hat. she sits beside me within 30 seconds i'm suck on her belly ring. fingering the pussy..her shit was nice and loose. i like pussy with room..tight pussy just rips my foreskin. we left the spot and headed over to the Boston Common...sat on a park bench and she pulled the pipe out and started to give me head. then we fucked. went for a walk over by the Christian Science center on mass ave. then we fucked again. i love fucking bitches in public but then again i aint got no choice when you live in your mom basement. fucing skateboarders were cheering me on as i fucking railed her. when she reads this online she will find out that she didn't fuck an actor LOL. DUMMY07/15/200803:01amFuck i have been drunk for 6 months str8. Heavy on the JACK. Had some 12 year aged whiskey the other night. I was so fucked up i had to shit and puke at the same time. So like a pro i shit in the toilet and yakked in the sink. then took some old white tee's and cleaned up the sink. had to get rid of the evidence..so i put the puked filled articles in a trash bag. walked to Milton and threw the bag into a trash barrell. life been really good, had a ruff break up with my girl. was with her for 4 years and that shit just got pissed away. it's all good i'll live. it's crazy to invest your life into something and see it vanish like smoke from a crack pipe. had some choclate chip vodka tonite. that shit was fucking nuts. it's tasted like milk with hersey syrup. i'm walking around this BBQ dipping chocolate chip cookies in my vodka. poeple are looking at me like whats this kids deal. i'm going to try and keep this shit daily but it's so hard to write when u are drunk.12/9/200712:58pmCan't wait to see my son for X-Mass. When he opens the "Wii" for Christmas he is going to loose his mind. Yesterday i coped the "SCHOOL BOOK DUNKS" today i'm going to buy the CB34 Gold AF1. I want the "Gortex" DUNKS, but i think i'm going to to buy a pair of CB34 MIDs. I wish my sons feet wouldn't grow so fast so i can start on his AF1 Collection. I took a little hit on my "SIRI" stock. But when they merge with "XM" my shit should double. AAPL is going crazy can't wait for the Market to open on monday so i can dump some money into "APPLE". I wish my portfolio was better. i need to put some money into ABX,FRT,FCX. Those fuckers on WALL Street be making money even in a "BEAR" market while i'm here broke on BLUE HILL AVE. I got lost in NYC again.....i should know that city by now. Every Weekend i'm lost in NEW YORK. I took 278 West instead of 278 East. 278 West took me into Brooklyn. While i'm entering Brooklyn the Sign read "Believe the Hype, Welcome to Brooklyn". It's funny cause NEW YORK is begining to "Believe" in BOBBYSHAKES.com's HYPE!11/7/20079:12pmFuck I haven't updated this diary in months. It's been really busy, from covering shit in Germany to every weekend in NYC. Tonite i might take a road trip to Hartford for Iwayne. I'll be tired tommorrow, but i can fix that with a shot of crack juice. I love that stuff, i can stay awake for 48 hours and get shit done. Well let me run i have to do an interview with Irish & Chin.9/30/20076:57pmDam this was a busy week. We stopped in NYC for the Wayne Wonder record release party. It was crazy, with guest appearance from Vegas, Shaggy and Assassin who could ask for more. Next stop was the Cape which happened to be the first stop of Mr. Vegas's tour. As always Mr. Vegas did his thing. What's really cool about Vegas is that no matter the crowd size he will work to the best of his ability. No-one will ever say Vegas flopped. It's just impossible the kid comes out to work. fuck is that the door. yes it is........the girlfriend is home. that means i got to run and do the "QUALITY TIME" thing. i'll get up with yall later.9/24/200710:46pmNothing happened today.9/23/20079:42pmWe did another day at the College Fest downtown Boston. It was cool, i just thought it would be a little bit bigger. The best part of the day for me was when i handed this girl a BOBBYSHAKES.com flyer. She saw the logo, got pissed and tossed the card in the trash. Most promoters would get pissed, but me and Frizzy laughed. It just goes to show........that the love we get..............is balanced by hate. LMAO9/20/20078:42pmHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Frizzy and BIGDON both wasted money on a hair cut tonite. Those two will be going to bed with a fresh cut. Sorry boys, have a good night counting sheep. I'll be rocking my fresh hair cut at Tu Sonido tonight at the underbar. On a serious tip i'm kind of pissed that Richie Feelings wont be here tonite. It would have been great to party with Richie Feelings and Wayne Wonder. Well let me go, I have to get ready for my Latin sweethearts.9/19/20078:05pmGuess what? We still haven't got the video clips from the New Jersey Reggae Fest. Fuck it i'm going to bed!9/18/200711:02pmFuck it......I can't wait any longer. I'm just going to upload some video clips and call it the night.10:47pmJust stting here at my workstation waitng for our NEW YORK office to UPLOAD THE FUCKING PICTURES FROM THE NEW JERSEY REGGAE FEST.9/17/20079:30pmWent to bed at 9:30pm.WEEKENDNothing happen this weekend beside i got suckered into buying a piece of shit unlock phone. Then i lost my sidekick at the Roxy. Well let me get ready for the Red Sox's game9/13/20077:00pmWork was work. I got on the bus and it smelled like 1000 armpits. I look down then up and guess what i saw. The best pair of breats i have ever seen. She walked down the isle and sat right beside me. I watch those babies bounce all the way to the back of the bus. I rang the buss bell at every stop so i could sneek a peek at those breast. She had a little tatoo on her right breast and a tatoo on her wrist. She had to be 120 on the nose. I mean her breast was the perfect size for her body. I'm staring at her breast while the bus driver is scream at the person ringing the bell. I'm thinking titty fuck, the bus driver is thinking i hate this job. As i get off the bus, i take one more look at the black princess.7:20pmI enter the store to buy an "Ed Hardy" T-shirt. Just as the clerk is about to swipe the card i notice a line going across the chest. The asshole that made the shirt sprayed over the stencil. Great..... no shirt for tonite.......but even better.......no money for that prick Christian Aguier, or however you spell his/her name.8:02pmFrizzy drops by with the iphone. Dam the site looks good on that fucking phone.11:00pmRunning late.................see yall at Caprice!9/12/20075:16pmI'm pissed.....we missed the Mr. Vegas "Acoustic" at Crash Mansion in NYC. I still can't figure out what to do Strippers or Pornstars. Do I dump the Sidekick and pick up the iPhone. Frizzy just got the iPhone. I want a Surf and Turf burger from Legal's Seafood. Just got of the phone with a promoter from Florida. I told him to fly up the Strippers and I'll fly the Pornstars from L.A. All of a sudden he got cold feet about Boston. He claims that Clubs in Boston are to risky. Shit, he may have a point. Fuck it i'll just heat up the the rest of my soggy pizza from yesterday. What i need to do is buy more CD's so i have something to listen to at work. Work has been really busy the last 2 weeks. They gave me a new Security program without a manual and told me to learn the program. The program is shit, the interface is bunk and if i want a better interface i have to redsign it. I'm so busy, fucking around with the database. i can not logon to br.com and agrue with that homosexual TNP. By the way Frizzy got his iPhone 2 hours ago and he can't find the on button. Let me call Jkool and wake him up. He might be fast asleep on the keyboard with 100 flyers to design. Excuse me.........Jkool is wide wake and working on an album. I'm running to Legal's with the girl. 10:16pmFrizzy still can't figure out the iPhone. I had to settle for a bun and cheese from P&R cause Maggianos closed their take out window at 9:30.9/11/2007The phone rang and it was the pizza boy. The motherfucker had my pizza over his head. I said "Dude what the fuck are you doing" he replied "it's raining. His shoes were dry and my pizza was soaking wet. I wanted to rip his fucking head off. My pizza was so soggy. I wanted to shoot that little fucker. After a soggy lunch I called a porn agency in L.A to find out the price on 6 pornstars. After a convo with Chris I turned on my Nintendo Wii and played baseball. I might go to Aria tonite. 10:36Fuck it, I'm going to stay in.....I have to work on the new design for Bobbyshakes.com. Code name "Analytics". By the way 6 years ago on september 11, 2001........I was in court facing a 10 year bid. Can you believe that the cranky Judge wouldn't close the court session. When the F.B.I came in and told her that America is under attack she replied, "I do not care.............I'm trying Criminals." That was a funny day for me. Yall were running for cover, I was inside a courtroom clueless about the 2 towers. After court I was happy to be on the streets while yall were hiding under a sofa. |
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